Innocent Abroad

So… it would appear that everyone has stopped reading or just stopped bothering to comment. It’s puzzling, but maybe it’s my fault. Maybe I’m getting too personal with my pieces, telling stories in poetry and prose that don’t elicit a response. Or maybe the editorial style has gotten old and no one cares […]

I think it’s time to send a clear and resounding message to the elite armed forces of the good ol’ US of A. This applies mainly to Marines in my experience, though I doubt any branch of the military is exempt from this charge, that being: you’re fucking up. I’m not referring to […]

We’ve established that prostitution is an immutable part of human society and will exist regardless of the social atmosphere, but let’s face it: whores don’t hold public office. Whores don’t (typically) have the knowledge to do much more than whore around, and no matter how good they are at that, should their computers break […]

It starts with blurs and shifting lights—sounds that invade until your stomach rolls and you awake in a panic, mind spinning with confusion and fear as you slowly reach consciousness and the hammer blows of pain strike at your temples, exerting enough pressure just behind your eyes to force them closed. ‘Oh god’ your […]