Innocent Abroad

Let me say right away that I have never been a big fan. I’m familiar with most of the material but it doesn’t grab me like so much other music, which is perfectly okay. You’ve written a lot of beautiful songs—I’m not here to attack your talent. But one thing does need […]

It started off so promising a day—my normal charge was out sick, presumably from eating too many salt and vinegar Pringles and having a massive seizure— and looked to consist of filling out paperwork and sitting on my ass, chatting up one exceptionally hot co-worker. I even got to wear sandals, which is a […]